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I couldn’t fall asleep so I ~~butchered~~ recorded this song, Love Connection.

Originally done by Parenthetical Girls, but oddly enough popularized by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. And I fiddled around with chords that sounded kind of okay, it’s a shame I have no idea how to play the piano…

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A statement video to those saying that I wear too much blush.

Why yes, yes I do. (Also listening to Parenthetical Girls.)

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View from the balcony & I apologize for blasting The Pains of Being Pure at Heart in the background. :3

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Hanging out with my creepy puffy face & a dirty little teddy bear.

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I really try not to be overly gushy about people’s physical appearances… but making this collage of Zac Pennington’s face seemed really necessary.

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I just googled “twee porn” because it seemed like a fun idea at the time…

Twee Porn

The story line, repeated across the genre, with minor variation by unimaginative twee porno directors, goes: a boy and girl, both wearing cardigans, meet. (perhaps he’s an effeminate poet and she’s a librarian).

They sit, mostly turned away from the camera, looking over a beautiful dandelion meadow (Belle & Sebastian is playing). The girl’s cardigan slides, ever so slightly, down her shoulder. The boy reaches out to take the girls hand in his own. They turn to face each other, and stare into each others eyes as the sun sinks below the horizon between them and they slowly get old together. THE END.

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You know that one Johnny Foreigner song that’s like “your life is a song, your life is a song, your life is a song, BUT NOT THIS ONE”.

Well, my life really IS that song though… and that’s the problem.

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I added some fangirly touches to my favorite photo of my boyfriend.

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